|FIRST MOD POST - COWER FROM MY POWER!!!
||[Oct. 26th, 2006|03:09 pm]
Inappropriate Crushes Anonymous
This being a new community and all, we're all going to have to play things by ear for a little while. The beautiful and wonderful maggiesox and I have discussed this, and have come up with |two three four very important rules. Rules which shall be cornerstones of this wonderful community. They are the most important, most valuable, most FOLLOW THESE RULES OR WE BANNINATE YOU type things, and they are:
RULE #1: Use an LJ cut for pictures that are larger than, say, a post it note. If the picture of your inappropriate crush will not fit under a regular sized square post it note, use the lj-cut feature, plz! We understand that people sometimes forget, but if it happens on a continual basis we will have no choice but to delete your posts. DON'T MAKE US DO THAT.
RULE #2: No making fun of the inappropriate crushes. NONE WHATSOEVER. We already feel bad enough about it as it is, that's why we come here! If someone posts that they have an inappropriate crush on Sloth from The Goonies, (trust me, I've had some that are close to being that disgusting) NO ONE SHALL BREATHE A WORD OF "OMGZ HE'Z LIEK SO UGLYYYYY!". If you do this we will have to smite you with the banning stick, and we don't like that. DON'T MAKE US DO IT.
Now, if the person posting the inappropriate crush indicates in his/her post that they acknowledge that the inappropriate crush IS, in fact, ugly, then all bets are off.
Oh, and I just thought of another one. RULE #3: Do not, and I repeat DO NOT post pictures of children. This is Inappropriate Crushes Anonymous, not DIRTY FUCKING PEDOPHILES ANONYMOUS, so keep that crap out of here or, again, we throw you out of the tree and you hit every BAN branch on the way down. In additon, we will recommend you to a therapist and educate you on what gets done to sick fucks like you in prison. The end.
RULE #4: If an inappropriate crush is copped to here, do not assume that it has been admitted to the general public. If I admit to having a honking crush on Steven Hawking in here, but don't tell OMG EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDSLIST, you don't get to tease me about it in my journal or whatevs.
I mean, you can tease me, but not anyone else.
maggiesox says: And for the record, I don't have a crush on Steven Hawking. I dig on the smart dudes, but not that much, even if his wife ditched him for having an affair with his nurse, so the dude is OBVIOUSLY getting some tail.
Most importantly, bask in the new found freedom that admitting your inappropriate crush affords you. ENJOY, MY LOVELIES!